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Ah, Scotland!  After a hard day of being everywhere, doing everything, you're sure to work up a powerful thirst.  Why not quench it with Irn Bru, the world's most oppositional soft drink?*  And vodka?

It is made from iron and some other things, much like these eye pigments.  Except the blue one, that's made from FD&C blue 1.

Orange--Aromaleigh Ankle-Biter
Blue--Aromaleigh Flutura's Cloud
White--Medusa's Makeup Blow

You could also wear this to a Denver Broncos game between 1967 and 1997, if you were so inclined.


*Except perhaps for Coca-Cola, when drunk in Colombia.